Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
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why are letters of recommendation so hard for some people, seriously? the first time i needed one the woman i asked from my last internship wrote me a fucking novel of an email of how she “has kids now so she can’t write me a letter”, bitch you fucking realize in the time it took you to write me some story about your lame ass kids that i don’t care about you could’ve written me a simple recommendation? now my professor from my last college apparently can’t access the part of common app for his recommendation so i told him to send a hard copy and he’s asking me why i can’t just use the one he wrote for me last (which was “i, ____, recommend melissa for school”) LITERALLY not even an actual letter of recommendation. you want me to what….print that out and give it to my school?? oh my god. my mind is blown how these incompetent people go about their daily lives
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
wow i finally know how people aren’t super tired when they wake up at 6 am! they actually get a full night’s sleep instead of waking up and trying to go back to sleep 5 times…what is this feeling, and will it last?